Hello Cade
You should have got the answers before you bought the bar. You should have visited the bar several times to check it out.
I think everything has been tried in the bars...apart from naked mud wrestling, but I might be wrong.
Cater for the locals as well as the holiday makers, cos they will be your bread and butter.
Is it the Montemar between Torremolinos and Benalmedena ?
If so all ages visit that area, same as most of Spain
Renting property you get what you pay for, also check that out at different times too, like when the kids are home etc...

Regards.