Keep this lovely information coming, and get rid of the million property investors, I say.

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This takes the total drop in returns (capital values plus rental income) since the property market turned last summer to 9.5pc

My business planning model for UK property investment:

Low stochastic is 3% capital growth and net rental income
Medium stochastic is 5% capital growth and net rental income
High stochastic is 7% capital growth and net rental income

If this is the worst it gets, it's still way above my highest stochastic, which means (for our portfolio) a return on invested capital of 18% per year. Roll on the retirement.