Brilliant!!! You are obviously a woman with much experience of driving in Egypt...thanks for a good, long laugh!

(I recognised a good half of what you wrote from the driving standards in Bahrain too but what's scarier there is you can add fast cars and good roads into the equation, so seeing a Baharini mum zooming along with her baby on her lap, mobile phone clamped to her ear, is terrifying. All the laws are in place but rarely enforced. )