Driving in Egypt sounds a doddle compared to over here in Portugal, Honest!!!

Impatient, Rude, Constant beeping of horns, Terrible road signs, Loads of drink driving (on the first weekend in August there were 18 deaths on the roads) overtaking on corners, no indicating on roundabouts, speeding, the list goes on and on.

As Bonnie Tyler put it (who now lives in Algarve) "The Portuguese people are lovely until they get in their cars and then something happens to them"